Monday, October 27, 2014

Last-Minute Halloween Costume Idea Of The Day: Edgar

Nevermore.


Dance Craze Fail Of The Day

I don't think this caught on, thank Christ. It's the first I've heard of it. Link from Rich Girl Red.



The Best Dog In the World (Of The Day)

Or so she says.



Halloween Costume Cutie Of The Day

She wins Halloween. Link from Julie Martin.

From Bored Panda:
Willow is a little 2-year-old girl from Southern California whose mother, photographer Gina Lee, has given her a big head-start in the Halloween costume competition department by dressing her up in some of the most adorable and creative costumes we’ve ever seen.



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News: TLC Producer Wants List Of 100 Fucked-Up Families On Desk By End Of Day

Are there any left that TLC hasn't found? From The Onion.
TLC Producer Wants List Of 100 Fucked-Up Families On Desk By End Of Day

SILVER SPRING, MD—Saying that he didn’t “give two shits” if they had to knock on the door of every trailer and halfway house in the country, TLC producer and programming director Mark Livingston reportedly told his staffers Friday that he expects to see a list of at least 100 fucked-up families on his desk by the end of the workday.

“We’re up shit creek right now, so I need each one of you assholes rooting through every gutter in the goddamn Ozarks to find me a household of inbreds, addicts, or fat-as-fuck morons that we can put in primetime,” a visibly aggravated Livingston said to his staff following the cancellation of the network’s popular Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, stressing that the new families had better be “borderline brain-dead” and “messed up as all fuck.”

“If they have 20 dipshit kids, that’s great. If they only have one greasy dimwit kid who can barely string a sentence together, that’ll work too. Hell, you get me some snarl-toothed family of backwoods idiots who all call their dad Papa Pig or some shit like that, and I’ll sign them immediately. Just find me some family of sewer people I can throw in front of the goddamn camera, got it?”

At press time, Livingston was angrily telling his staffers that they could all find a new job wiping asses at the Disney Channel if they brought him one more suggestion for a morbidly obese teen mother.

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