Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Hey, Pass Me A Beer (Of The Day)

But make it anything but Old Milwaukee, please.



Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Bitchy Goat Wanted

california > humboldt > bitchy goat wanted
bitchy goat wanted

My bitchy Lamancha, Lulu, passed away suddenly last week and we are all devastated by the loss.

We called her the pitbull of goats because she was a tough bitch. Most people hated her but the herd respected her. My herd is mostly Sanaans and they followed her lead. They are lost without a leader.

Do you have total bitch goat that head butts and kicks and steps in the milk?

Do you have one that jumps up and down when you milk her and you hate her and want to get rid of her but you know no would take her because she's a bitch?

Well, I want her and will love her more than you can.

I am offering to take the royal bitch off your hands, and I will even come get her.

I only want a Lamancha, because they are the toughest of all.

Cheryl

News: Brazilian Soccer Fan Killed By Hurled Toilet Bowl

Should be an interesting World Cup this year. Jeez. From The Daily Mail.
Brazilian soccer fan is killed instantly by a TOILET BOWL hurled from the stadium to the street below by rival supporters

Just 40 days before the nation hosts the FIFA World Cup, a soccer fan in Brazil has died after being hit in the head by a toilet bowl thrown following a match in the host city of Recife.

Paul Ricardo Gomes da Silva was killed after Santa Cruz played Parana at the Arruda stadium on Friday, when rioting fans ripped three toilet bowls from restrooms and dropped them on crowds below the stands.

Estimated to have landed with more than 750 pounds of force, the 26-year-old fan died instantly and his mother, Joelma told local radio, 'They killed my son and me too - I would not wish the pain I am suffering on anybody.'

Recife is one of the host cities of the World Cup, due to start on 12 June and Brazil's soccer association decided on Saturday to ban matches in the Arruda stadium until an investigation has concluded.

'The toilet was thrown from the stands and hit him full on,' said police captain Wilson Queiroz to Globesporte.

'The victim was with someone at the time but everyone fled the scene after the incident.'

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16 Lionel Richie-Themed Things That Exist Of The Day

If it's Lionel you're looking for, you're in luck.

LIONEL MASK
Not creepy at all. (link)


LIONEL CHOCOLATE HEAD
Link from Elliott Mason


LIONEL CLOCK (which I improved)
(link)


LIONEL CONDOM
"You are the sun, you are the rain, now give me some pooty tang." (link)


LIONEL EARRINGS
Wear them together, naturally.


LIONEL CAKE
Tastes like AWESOMENESS! (link)


GIANT INFLATABLE LIONEL HEAD
Never mind that it looks like Apollo Creed
(Here's the story behind it.)


LIONEL GREETING CARD
Is it thanks you're looking for? (link)


LIONEL OBEY CAR DECAL
Lionel sez, "Obey all traffic laws." (link)


LIONEL ONESIE


LIONEL AND MR. T PHOTO
I pity the fool who don't have no Grammy!


LIONEL PORTRAIT
Buy it! (link)


LIONEL POSTER
Buy this one, too! (link)


LIONEL TEA MUG
Why, yes it is. (link)


LIONEL PAINTING
Not for sale. Boo.


LIONEL WIG
Please don't wear this if you are white. (link)


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