Thursday, August 15, 2013

About The New Look

It's somewhat unintentional.

I mean, I've wanted to change it for a long time, and I was tired of light type on a dark background, but then I sort of accidentally changed the template without saving the old one. Oops. So now we have this. Enjoy.

Change is good. Even when it is accidental.

WHAT THE--

Animals You Didn't Know Existed (Of The Day)

From imgur.

RACCOON DOG

Looks like a dog shagged a raccoon, but if you know anything about 'coons, you know that's not bloody likely.

CYPHONIA CLAVATA

If bugs had costume parties, this guy would win. That ant-like thing on its head is an appendage that hides the bug’s actual body from predators.

AMAZON ROYAL FLYCATCHER

Loves karaoke in drag.


GERENUK

Gerenuk is Swahili for "stop stealing my fucking oranges, goddammit." Shoot on sight.


IRRAWADDY DOLPHIN

Related to the killer whale. And a giant schlong.


LAMPREY

It looks like a colon with teeth, but the lamprey is a jawless fish that attaches itself to fish and sucks their blood.


PATAGONIAN MARA

Rodent, not rabbit. All the other rabbit-like animals used to laugh and call him names.


PINK FAIRY ARMADILLO

Can somebody please get this shell off my head?


SNUB-NOSED MONKEY

Voldemonkey


SUNDA CULOGO

Greedo's kid

YETI CRAB

(((HUGS)))


(More here)


He Did It His Way: A Walter White Mashup

Nice job, whoever did this.



Top Risqué 80s Movie Scenes Of The Day (NSFW)

From Maxim.com.

PORKY'S (1982)



Like Nerds, Porky's celebrates not those guys who actually get laid, but those guys who do things like peek through (or in some cases, insert things into) holes in the girls' shower wall. Any wonder we tend to relate to these guys more?

FRATERNITY VACATION (1985)



College guys pledge fraternities for one reason: The hope that their eventual trip to Daytona or Cabo or wherever will play out like Fraternity Vacation. Namely, an endless parade of feather-haired beauties with clothing allergies.

TWICE DEAD (1988)



This hidden rare gem features quite possibly the sickest 80s sex scene ever: A buxom hottie rides a dude on a vibrating bed, only to have the clumsy dolt spill beer on an exposed wire. He gets electrocuted, and she rides his squirming body to climax. Hot. And deadly.

HOT DOG: THE MOVIE (1984)



In 80s terms, every single ski trip ever undertaken has devolved into an orgy of hot tubs and Playboy Playmates. Every. Single. One. Is it any wonder the sport became hugely popular all of a sudden? Sugarbush owes at least half of its earnings to this movie.

POLICE ACADEMY (1984)



Ah, the infamous "podium BJ." Admit it, the first time you saw this movie you didn't quite get what that nice lady was doing to make that kindly old cop go cross-eyed. It's OK. You were young. Now, of course, no one of a certain generation can stand up and address an audience without getting a semi.

9 1/2 WEEKS (1986)



The best use of food and a refrigerator since Zuul scared he bejesus out of Dana Barrett. 9 1/2 Weeks also harkens back to a time when Mickey Rourke played with leftovers, instead of looked like leftovers.

REVENGE OF THE NERDS (1984)



Only in the 80s could a movie have you rooting for stalking and sexual harassment. The "nerds" unabashed violation of a sorority house probably created more freaky future online trolls than we care to think about.

BACHELOR PARTY (1984)



For a movie about sex and debauchery, Bachelor Party is fairly chaste. That is, until Rick (Tom Hanks) discovers an ex waiting for him in the master bedroom. Moral conundrums don't look much better than this.

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (1982)



The be-all, end-all of 80s spank bank memories. Puberty began the second Phoebe Cates emerged from that pool. Later that night, we all played the part of Judge Reinhold in our bathrooms.

And a few that Maxim forgot:

DRESSED TO KILL (1980)



If you've seen the movie, you know that this is one of the tamest frames I could have possibly used from this scene.

CLASS (1982)



I never saw this movie. Had I known it included a peek at Virginia Madsen's world-class rack, I might've.

FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)



The good news: lots of people get laid in this movie. The bad news: they all die.

PRIVATE SCHOOL (1983)



Lots of shower scenes, just like Porky's. And Betsy Russell's ass.

MY TUTOR (1983)



My grades dropped after seeing this. Hey, a guy can dream.

SUMMER LOVERS (1982)



Two girls, one guy, all naked in Greece.


What other movies belong here?



News: Clear Theme Of Obedient Children Emerging In Father’s Bedtime Stories

From The Onion.
Clear Theme Of Obedient Children Emerging In Father’s Bedtime Stories

Jul 10, 2013

HUMBOLDT, TN—Citing recent tales such as “Hank the Homework-Before-Dessert Dog,” “Elmer the Don’t-Talk-Back Parrot,” and “Hard Work Is Its Own Reward,” 8-year-old Travis Ferland told reporters Wednesday the theme of obedient children had begun to recur in his father’s bedtime stories.

“In last night’s story, Ricky the Raccoon was about to rescue Princess Porcupine when he suddenly turned around and went home because he realized he had forgotten to ask his dad for permission to go outside,” said Travis, noting that his father had also recently introduced a human character named “Travvie” who, because he wishes to be a big help to his father, chooses to rake leaves without receiving an allowance.

“At least it was better than the one about the unicorn who goes on a trip with his parents and does nothing the whole time but sit quietly in the backseat of the car and behave himself.”

Travis’ father, Peter Ferland, declined to comment on the bedtime stories and instead asked if his son had been polite or “acted like a little shit” when talking with reporters.

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