Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Sick-Ass '88 Mazda B2200

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Sick-Ass '88 Mazda B2200 

Dropped '88 Mazda B2200, guaranteed to melt some faces. 

In need of the prow to seduce the lady of your dreams? Wanna stick it to the man from a few inches off the ground? If the latter's the case (and it most likely is) then this kickin' chicken car is for you. 
I bought this car in 2009 and immediately grew a mustache upon taking it for a spin. This car WILL turn you into a man (or woman depending upon the buyer). At the very least you'll be transformed into something, maybe a bear (that'd be badass).

Features: It might change you into a bear (anything's possible, just saying).

It's got gears and shit- Unlike the 'lazy good-for-nothing' car culture of today, people in 1988 used 3 pedals like red-blooded Americans. Keep this simple equation in mind: 5 speed manual= not a communist.

Sporty racing seats- Nothing says, "I feel like I'm going faster than I actually am" like some quality seats.

Steering wheel- You'll need this.

Wheels- They're necessary.

Fabulous features not enough? I'll throw in my friendship to sweeten the deal. You (the new owner of a fabulous yellow truck) will call me Nathaniel Dibbington. I (Nathaniel Dibbington) will sit shotgun regaling you with tales of manly exploits as we sing songs, navigate the treacherous waters of the Tigris, and climb the stony Caucasus mountain pass.


Boob Puppets Of The Day (NSFW)

From the blog, Tit Thinks It's People.


Titney Spears


The Breast Star

Stephen King's tIt

Black metal boobie


E.T.: The Extra Breast-trial

Mickey & Minnie

Hannipple Lecter


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Iconic Characters Set In Different Eras Of The Day

From Mental Floss.

Biblical Star Wars

The Avengers - Feudal Japan

80s Game Of Thrones

Victorian Star Trek

70s Punk Mario

The Shining - Modern Day

Medieval Masters of the Universe

The Wizard of Oz - 16th Century China

Victorian Star Wars


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