Monday, May 20, 2013

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News: Burglars Pick Wrong Home, Wrong State For Home Invasion

Brilliance. "Let's invade a home... IN TEXAS. What could possibly go wrong?

From Gawker.
Burglars Unwittingly Put Victim In Gun Closet; He Comes Out Shooting

May 17, 2013

HOUSTON--The victim of a home invasion managed to turn the tables on his attackers after they unwittingly forced him into his own gun closet.

The unidentified man was in his Houston home on Tuesday when three burglars suddenly kicked in the door, beat him up, and put him in an upstairs closet.

Little did they know, that closet just so happened to be where the man kept his guns.

Waiting until the coast was clear, the victim armed himself and exited the closet. He proceeded downstairs, where he encountered one of the three perps, and gunfire was exchanged.

The burglar was struck in the shoulder and leg; the victim was unharmed.

The two other intruders quickly fled the scene in a Chevy Tahoe.

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News: Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little F**ker

From The Onion. It's an Onion kinda day, I guess.
Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker

May 17, 2013
BROOKLYN, NY—Running his hands through his freshly showered hair while hanging his backpack on the back of his chair, unbearably chipper little motherfucker Dave Mooreland, 31, enthusiastically greeted coworkers this morning after arriving straight from the gym, sources at Alperin and Associates marketing agency reported. 

“Hey guys, what’s going on?” said the upbeat little prick who woke up at 6:30 a.m. sharp, ate a full breakfast, and exercised for 90 minutes before jumping on the train and strolling into the office with enough time to brew a fresh pot of coffee. 

“Anyone got anything big on the agenda this weekend?” 

At press time, employees had reportedly cheered up after sales associate Todd Meier arrived visibly exhausted and hungover.

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Laugh now, then weep for the future. From Literally Unbelievable.

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