Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Weird Effin' Movie Of The Day

70s + Clint glaring + Lucille Bluth = WIN. Before Fatal Attraction, there was... 



News: Rich Assholes Hire Handicapped Tour Guides So Kids Can Cut Lines At Disney

"This is how the one percent does Disney." Please get hit by a bus.

From the NY Post.
Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World

by Tara Palmeri
May 14, 2013

They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.

Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.

The “black-market Disney guides” run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day.

“My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.

“You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.”

The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a “handicapped” sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction.


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Top 25 Troy McClure Film Credits Of The Day



This is Troy McClure. You might remember him from such feature films as....

The Boatjacking of Supership '79

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel


Dial M for Murderousness


Give My Remains to Broadway


Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out'


The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed


Hitler Doesn't Live Here Anymore


Leper in the Backfield


The Muppets Go Medieval


Preacher With a Shovel


The President's Neck is Missing


Sorry, Wrong Closet


Suddenly Last Supper


They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall



You might also remember him from educational and self-hope films like....

Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat

Alice's Adventure Through the Windshield Glass


Alice Doesn't Live Any More


The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot


Firecrackers: The Silent Killer


Get Confident, Stupid!


The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair


Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly


Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll


Smoke Yourself Thin


Whoa! Don't Touch Me There!



Full list here.

Awesome Farewell/Out Of Office Message Of The Day

Supposedly real. I hope so. Very clevah. And almost as effective as an angry "FUCK ALL Y'ALL!" as you storm out.


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