Wednesday, March 27, 2013

News: Man Assaults Roommate For Drawing Penis On Face While He Was Passed Out

Some people have no sense of humor. He's not the first person to get shit done to him after passing out.

From The Smoking Gun.
Cops: Man Assaulted Roommate Who Drew Penis On His Face After He Passed Out

March 26, 2013

Meet James Watson.

The 31-year-old Virginia man fell asleep on his couch early Saturday after an evening of heavy drinking. While Watson was incapacitated, one of his roommates retrieved a permanent marker and drew a penis on Watson’s face.

When Watson awoke and discovered “male genitalia on his face,” he attacked his roommate, leaving the victim with “extensive injuries to his face,” according to an Arlington County Police report.

Arrested on a malicious wounding charge, Watson was booked into the county jail, where the above mug shot was taken. An examination of his left cheek reveals that remnants of the impromptu penis remained when Watson posed for his booking photo.

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