Thursday, October 6, 2011

News Of The Day: "Chick" & Friend Busted For Car Sex

From The Smoking Gun, which in this case might be a pun.

"Chick," 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp

OCTOBER 5--A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report.

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer.

“I’m fucking this chick,” he said.

Yes, Adams referred to his septuagenarian consort, Rita Daniels, as a “chick.”

According to a City of Farmington Police report, Daniels’s 2002 Buick (license plate: DIVA 145) was in a shopping center parking lot, adjacent to a restaurant whose customers, including a 10-year-old-boy, apparently had a view of the illicit nighttime action on September 3.

Officer Andrew Morche noted that the car’s windows “were covered with heavy condensation,” and that Daniels was atop Adams “and the two were engaged in sexual activities.” The pair was parked in a spot outside the restaurants Luigi’s and Tre Sorelle.

A police investigation determined that the couple’s courtship was a brief one. They had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.”

When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams--both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze--knew the other’s name. A Breathalyzer test recorded Daniels’s blood alcohol content as .15, nearly twice the state limit.

Daniels and Adams were busted for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication and booked into the local jail, where they were held until sobriety returned.

While in custody, cops noted, “Adams decided to strip to his underwear.”

Misdemeanor charges against Daniels and Adams, who are pictured in the above mug shots, are pending in Michigan's 48th District Court.

"Where Are They Now?" Of The Day: The Facts Of Life

From AOL TV (2008). The article's a bit uneven, but I took the good, I took the bad, I took them both and then I had.. this post.

Natalie Green (Mindy Cohn)

Then: She was discovered by future co-star Charlotte Rae when Rae was researching for the show at Cohn's L.A. school, Harvard-Westlake. Natalie was central in 'FoL' episodes on adoption (Natalie was adopted), self-image (she was overweight), religion (she was Jewish) and sex (she was the first 'Facts' girl to "go all the way").

Now: Green moved in with new roommies (one was future star David Spade) in a late-series plot that was supposed to (but didn't) lead to a spin-off, but her biggest post-'FoL' success has been voice work (including a Daytime Emmy nod for 'What's New, Scooby-Doo?') and being a founding member of the weSpark cancer support center.

Tootie Ramsay (Kim Fields)

Then: After guest appearances on 'Good Times' (on which her mom, Chip Fields, co-starred), Fields was hired to play Tootie, the gossipy, braces-wearing, roller-skating youngest member of Mrs. Garrett's girls. She spied on her roommies, aspired to be an actress and had the sing-song-y catchphrase "We are in trou-ble!"

Now: After 'Facts,' she attended Pepperdine University, then co-starred with Queen Latifah in the Fox sitcom 'Living Single.' She also performed with a rap/R&B group called Impromp2, directed episodes of 'Kenan & Kel' and married Broadway actor Christopher Morgan, the father of her son Sebastian.

Blair Warner (Lisa Whelchel)

Then: After starring as a Mouseketeer on the 1977-78 'The New Mickey Mouse Club,' Texan Whelchel was hired to play Blair, the blonde, beautiful, looks-obsessed, snooty socialite who tried to rule Eastland. Blair got -- somewhat -- nicer as the series continued, though she remained snobby to the very end.

Now: Born-again Christian Whelchel, who nixed a planned 'Facts' ep in which Blair had sex, made a Grammy-nominated Christian album and appeared in the 2001 'FoL' reunion movie, but has mostly left showbiz to raise her three kids. She advocates Christian childraising principles and homeschooling on her official site.

Jo Polniaczek (Nancy McKeon)

Then: Discovered by a casting director while she was appearing in a Hallmark ad, McKeon -- the younger sis of 'Alice' star Philip McKeon -- joined 'Facts' at the beginning of season 2, playing tough, smart, motorcycle-ridin' tomboy Jo, who butted heads with preppie snob Blair. Her 'Facts' fame even landed her a private audience with the Pope.

Now: McKeon made many TV movies post-'FoL,' and also starred in two failed TV series: 'Can't Hurry Love' (with a pre-'Law & Order: SVU' Mariska Hargitay) and 'Style & Substance,' with Jean Smart. Most recently she starred in the Lifetime cop drama 'The Division,' became a wife and mother of two and guest-starred on ''Without a Trace.'

Find out about the rest of the cast (including Molly Ringwald, George Clooney and Mackenzie Astin) here at AOL TV.

Vid Of The Day: I Hate Tennessee

A classic (2008, hence the Fulmer reference) from TheMovieGuru.

Video Of The Day: Ninja Nuns

Doin' unto others with the fury of the Lord.

September "Found Porn" Roundup

Many thanks to Rachel, Joy, Angie, Evil Twin, Kit, Teresa, Willie, Liz and Erin for this month's fine collection of photos.

Must be cold there.

Everybody's coming!

Rejected stadium concept design for the Beijing Olympics (no, really).

We just put the duct cleaner on a lower setting.

Much better than Lobsterfest


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