Thursday, January 13, 2011

Product Of The Day: Cameltoe Shows

Panty Gobbler.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Time Travel

best of craigslist > bozeman >

Time Travel

Date: 2010-09-24, 10:09AM MDT

I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.

I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

I am leaving on September 30th, 2010, in the morning and plan to return October 2nd, 2010. I am going to June 1983 to handle some business.

If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone.

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Bozeman, MT. Let me know if you want to go with me.

Lamebook Status Of The Day

From Frank. And Lamebook, of course.

December Engrish Roundup

All graduates of an ESR course.

Hmm, that's a bit steep. Will you take $20 instead?

Can I get the Asian on the side, please?

Monkey get his ass kicked, too.

What's the catch?

We will yell at you, but you will be fine.

Stay away from Mei Dick

So are the urinal cakes. Try one!

Or else it gets the hose again.

So you don't shit yourself when your house is on fire.

Whatcha eating, bitch?

Why you pay more?

Music Video Of The Day: FU in ASL (NSFW)


From Emmi.


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