Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Classic 80s Music Videos Of The Day

Two classic vids, two couples dancing -- which is about all these have in common.

Vid Of The Day: Some Are Born This Way

Tell it, sister.

From Mandy, Karen C. and Sally.

Cartoon Characters And The Drugs They Abused

From Josh L. and Popcrunch.

The Road Runner: Crystal Meth

It would be tempting to ascribe the Road Runner’s speed-demon tendencies to traditional stimulants like cocaine or speed, but this would neglect the local drug culture of Road Runner’s western locale. Everyone knows the desert is “Meth Country.” This regional favorite (also known by its less-sexy name of “crank”) seems like a solid explanation for what fueled Road Runner’s need for speed all those years.

Droopy Dawg: Oxycontin

We all get into depressed moods from time to time, but when it lasts for months or years (decades?!) on end, one begins to suspect other causes. The notorious pain-killing depressant Oxycontin sure seems to explain Droopy Dog’s persistently pessimistic, passive, and downtrodden attitude toward life.

List continues on Popcrunch.com

Craigslist Ads Of The Day

Two good ones from Scott.

Vampires or Werewolves - w4m (Anywhere)

Reply to: pers-8qjqr-1217199300@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-11, 6:55PM CDT

I am in search of a Vampire or Werewolf to spend enternity with. I am human, but am willing to be changed.

I am tired of playing around with "Human Men" they are either stupid or married.

Needing a change. If interested please respond.

  • Location: Anywhere
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1217199300

Carrabba's Bar Hendersonville

Reply to: pers-g58qj-1267084509@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-07-13, 2:54AM CDT

This Sunday afternoon, I was able to see you bust a move on your date as if she were a stripper at your bachelor party.

You were the older gentleman, salt & pepper hair and this incredibly cheesy, vintage mustang/hawaiian-esque shirt. Who smelled distinctly like 'Sex Panther.' Which, coincidentally works 60% of the time, everytime.

She; tight pink, Ralph Lauren knockoff dress and kitten heels. Both of you were at least mid 50's.

The fact that you chose to stand (as opposed to sit down at the bar next to her) and literally lick her neck while you blathered on about the origins of San Diego's name was very comical.

Luckily, the bartender was able to pour you your lunch (your fingers were FAR too busy for utensils), but your poor date had to literally turn away from your gaping, open mouth to eat a single bite.

I'm sure she found that you invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower very impressive. We all do, but give her some room to breathe, Tits McGee.

So, my point here is this; I'm glad to see that you are still sexually excitable and you wanted to extend *cough* an invitation to your pants party. Yet at a family restaurant in the middle of the afternoon possibly you should keep your hands on your "Johnny" and not your 'johnson'. Although, our waiter, your waiter, the bartender, the entire table of 20 behind you and myself enjoyed watching practically mime that you 'are kind of a big deal'.

In short, 'Great Odin's Raven', please save the little, blue pills for dessert, instead of popping them like tic-tacs before the appetizer even comes out. (Of course, we all know the only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show..)

Stay classy,
Dorothy Mantooth

P.S. Lady, please be a gem, and do one of two things for me before you return to your home on Whore Island. Either drink less red wine, or groom your 'babymaker' before you stumble off the stool at the bar in your tiny little skirt.

Also.. and maybe this is just my crazy, old-fashioned nature coming out, but.. I think a woman of your, let's say, maturity shouldn't be wearing a tiny pink dress that was marketed to your granddaughter's demographic. :)

  • Location: w/ Brick Tamland & Champ Kind

PostingID: 1267084509

Vid Of The Day: Shii (NSFW)

I'm a couple of months late on this one but that's ok, stereotypes don't age. Funny stuff from Patrick and PeggyGator.

Movie Poster Blanks Of The Day

Selections from Film The Blanks, "An ongoing experiment to abstract and/or reduce film posters. Some are famous, others are not so famous but they all have one thing in common - they're pretty cool."

Can you name the movies?

Check out Film The Blanks for lots more of these (and answers).


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