Monday, April 30, 2007

Celebrity brilliance

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields

"The show has enriched and, in some cases, helped save lives. I look forward to the opportunity to continue working on a project that has so much significance to so many." - David Hasselhoff, talking about Baywatch.

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

"I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever." - Jennifer Love Hewitt

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra." - Britney Spears

“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” - Keanu Reeves

“I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.”

- Kathleen Turner

"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me." - Lindsay Lohan

"All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through." - R. Kelly

"I don't really remember the names of the clubs we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, when asked if he visited the Parthenon during a trip to Greece.

"I find these sorts of polls hindering to my career. I'm an actress, not a sex object, and should be treated as such." - Scarlett Johansson, annoyed at being voted world's most beautiful woman.

"I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
- Britney Spears

"I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me." - Monica Lewinsky on Larry King Life, discussing weight loss

"Lets get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Lets get THAT straight. Crack is whack." - Whitney Houston

"I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five." - Mick Jagger

"To me, it's not rocket surgery. It's very simple to put together. And as far as hurt feelings and water under the dam, like what's-her-name says to what's-her-name at the end of the movie 'Chicago' -- 'So what? It's showbiz!' So I definitely see it happening." - David Lee Roth

"Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties." - Jessica Simpson

"Why would they do that? Wouldn't they think it was kind of painful? - Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers

"I think I am my mom. We're so similar, she even looks like me." - Lindsay Lohan

"I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them." - Russell Crowe

"When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people." - Billy Bob Thornton


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