Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Let's F**king Frisbee!

best of craigslist > chattanooga


No frisbee golf, no ultimate. Don't care what race or gender you are. Not trying to jack off or fuck anyone. All I wanna do is toss a goddamned frisbee at you, and you throw it back. I don't care if you're any good. Let's just try this shit. Yes, I am awesome at frisbee throwing and catching (especially for a man of my portly stature), but don't let that intimidate you. Embrace my awesome. Have a drink from my flask. Let's do this shit.

Bad Children's Books Of The Day

Finally, some I've never seen before. From Bob Staake.

(Lots more here.)

News: Drunken Trombone-Playing Clown Fires Gun From Garage, Police Say

Just another day in Michigan. From John T.
Drunken trombone-playing clown fires gun from garage, police say

GRAND TRAVERSE COUNTY, MI -- Police arrested a 54-year-old man after he was allegedly seen wearing camouflage pants and a clown mask, shooting a gun at a can in the street.

Grand Traverse County sheriff's deputies said the man also was seen playing a trombone at one point, all the while as he stood in a garage.

The man, described as intoxicated (ya think?!), was arrested for a personal protection order violation. No one was hurt and the gun turned out to be a pellet gun.

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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Choreography Of The Day: Rush Hour

Whatever you do, don't zig when you mean to zag.

News: Student Dies Of Heart Attack While Wanking At Sperm Bank

There are worse ways to go.
Student Dies of Heart Attack Looking at Erotic Magazine at Sperm Bank

A student died of a heart attack while looking at an erotic magazine in a booth in a sperm bank, during his fourth visit in just over a week.

Medics at the sperm bank in Wuhan University in China first thought that was something wrong when Zhen Gang did not emerge from a booth after two hours.

When they checked, they found him unconscious on the floor of the booth, and despite efforts to resuscitate him, he was pronounced dead at the scene.

The case came to light after the man's family took the sperm bank to court, saying that they were responsible for his death.

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Photos Mixing Star Wars With Real Life (Of The Day)

Cool shots from artist Thomas Dagg. More pics and info here. You might have to study a couple of these to find the Star Wars reference. My favorite shot includes Han Solo...sort of. Link from Melodie D.


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